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ANSWER: Wow. Let’s stop and appreciate this one for a second. In an era when plagiarized, copied-straight-from-Wikipedia or otherwise just blatantly, crappily unoriginal writing is horribly commonplace in academia… now even the TEACHERS are searching the internet for THEIR homework?
This is some completely new form of terrible right here. Wow.
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ANSWER: It’s like when a single guy grows a douchey little pencil thin mustache and starts wearing snakeskin pants, or when a fat guy takes up martial arts or sausage making. Generally they’re pretty effective defense against having girls interested in marrying to begin with.
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ANSWER: Please die in a fire.