Please Stop Searching For The Following, Episode 7: Professor Dog Approves

SEARCH QUERY: im a capricorn what does that mean

ANSWER: It means you’re dumb for believing in astrology.


SEARCH QUERY: how should we a disprove a person that thinks essay writing is easy

ANSWER: Sometimes, I feel OK about the world. Then I remember that there are people who ask unbelievably stupid, pathetically earnest questions like this.


SEARCH QUERY: am i having a miscarriage
ANSWER: Sometimes I wish Siri or Google or Bing or whatever would just respond to stupid shit like this by blanking the screen and saying something like:

Oh hell naw. Siri ain't havin' it.

Oh hell naw. Siri ain’t havin’ it.



SEARCH QUERY: COULD JUNEL LE HELPS YOU TO GET PREGNENAT

ANSWER: Well, considering that Junel is medication for hot flashes associated with menopause, let’s go with a NO, PROBABLY NOT.


SEARCH QUERY: professor dog
ANSWER: Wow. So it’s a thing.

...AWESOME.

“YES PROFESSOR TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE RUBBER CHEW TOY THEORY OF RELATIVITY”



SEARCH QUERY: is sperm a hunger suppressant

ANSWER: Ohhhh… He said that, did he?

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