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ANSWER: It means she’s 16 STOP TEXTING HER
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ANSWER: YES TWILIGHT IS TOTALLY FOR REAL GO BITE YOUR PARENTS
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ANSWER: Do NOT trust David Goddamn Bowie he will abduct you to a magical maze and eye-rape you!
SEARCH QUERY: way do i git sad
ANSWER: Because people are avoiding you. Because you’re so damn stupid.
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ANSWER: Misery, anguish and querulous idiocy. You seem to have the third one nailed down.
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ANSWER: Whoever said that to you, you smack them like a bitch – backhanded across the face. HARD.
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ANSWER: Do you know how many times I’ve seen questions like this? Fine… Find and install a 12 gauge pump shotgun – a Remington 870 or Mossberg 500 will suffice just fine. Push back the lifter, insert a single shell making sure that the base of the shell pushes past the edge of the lifter. Rack the action, disengage the safety, stick the barrel in your mouth and please uninstall your life so that you won’t need to bother any other human being with these dumbass questions any goddamn more.