Please Stop Searching For The Following, Episode 3: “5 Black Boys, featuring the hit ‘SONG’”

SEARCH QUERY: can a sentence contain more than one verb
ANSWER: You mean, like the sentence “can a sentence contain more than one verb”?


SEARCH QUERY: are there any good men out there?
ANSWER: For you? No.


SEARCH QUERY: whats that new song by those 5 black boys
ANSWER: Really, you can’t even remember ANYTHING ELSE? Fuck it, it’s called “Song”. Have a nice day.
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SEARCH QUERY: HOW CAN I TELL IF I HAVE HURPES
ANSWER: CONSIDERING YOU CAN’T SPELL IT, I’M GONNA SAY YOU PROBABLY DO.


SEARCH QUERY: my babby daddy let me use his car does he still love me
ANSWER: What kind of stupid question is this? Let me answer in a way you might understand better: HE SAID DAT SO HE COULD DO HIS GIRL ON DA SIDE. NAW HE DON LUV YOU.


SEARCH QUERY: HOW DO YOU SPELL NEGLOJAE
ANSWER: Not like that, unless you are about to give birth to a contender to the title of the single most unfortunately named child in history.

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