Please Stop Searching For The Following, Episode 11: What Does Miyagied Mean

It's not like Daniel-san's about to start punching a dude now is he?

SEARCH QUERY: what does miyagied mean
ANSWER: It means you were taught arcane, impractical martial arts from a tiny Japanese man while your more practical peers took up the arts of boxing, wrestling, gunfighting and soldiering. Just keep telling yourself when you crane kick four armed burglars in your home it will all pay off.

It's not like Daniel-san's about to start punching a dude now is he?

It’s not like Daniel-san’s about to start punching a dude now is he?


SEARCH QUERY: literary genious
ANSWER: Yep. That’s you all right.


SEARCH QUERY: what does pricking mean in this sentences it was blowing sideways,pricking her face like sharp needles
ANSWER: It means you suck at reading.


SEARCH QUERY: best 40 caliber handgun
ANSWER: Salient Arms International Glock 35. Next question.

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DISCUSSION OVER. (Original image: http://glock.pro/glock-pistols/4688-salient-arms-glock.html)


SEARCH QUERY: how are a triangular prism and a pyramid a like
ANSWER: Jesus effing Christ kids…Are you even THINKING ABOUT your homework questions before you type them into a search engine?


SEARCH QUERY: uses for uhf
ANSWER: Bewildering the crap out of people that hadn’t heard that Weird Al Yankovic actually made a movie.

YES. THIS HAPPENED.

YES. THIS HAPPENED.


SEARCH QUERY: why is it called burrito
ANSWER: Because “flour or corn wrapper filled with rice, beans, cheese, salsa and some type of meat” is a sufficiently unwieldy construction as to merit the construction of a neologism based upon a borrowed word.

See also: tapas (“little Spanish things that don’t fill you up that you’re supposed to drink with”), pizza (“a big ass piece of bread with cheese and tomato sauce and some modicum of healthy vegetable on it so you don’t feel totally diabetic”) and sushi (“raw-ass fish that we convinced people to eat somehow”).


SEARCH QUERY: symbolic meaning for jellyfish
ANSWER: It is the magical spirit guide animal that tells you when you are reading too much into things.

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