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ANSWER: It means you were taught arcane, impractical martial arts from a tiny Japanese man while your more practical peers took up the arts of boxing, wrestling, gunfighting and soldiering. Just keep telling yourself when you crane kick four armed burglars in your home it will all pay off.
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ANSWER: Yep. That’s you all right.
SEARCH QUERY: what does pricking mean in this sentences it was blowing sideways,pricking her face like sharp needles
ANSWER: It means you suck at reading.
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ANSWER: Salient Arms International Glock 35. Next question.
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SEARCH QUERY: uses for uhf
ANSWER: Bewildering the crap out of people that hadn’t heard that Weird Al Yankovic actually made a movie.
SEARCH QUERY: why is it called burrito
ANSWER: Because “flour or corn wrapper filled with rice, beans, cheese, salsa and some type of meat” is a sufficiently unwieldy construction as to merit the construction of a neologism based upon a borrowed word.
See also: tapas (“little Spanish things that don’t fill you up that you’re supposed to drink with”), pizza (“a big ass piece of bread with cheese and tomato sauce and some modicum of healthy vegetable on it so you don’t feel totally diabetic”) and sushi (“raw-ass fish that we convinced people to eat somehow”).
SEARCH QUERY: symbolic meaning for jellyfish
ANSWER: It is the magical spirit guide animal that tells you when you are reading too much into things.