The World's Stupidest Search Queries Archives - Page 2 of 2 - Joohn Choe

Please Stop Searching For The Following, Episode 3: “5 Black Boys, featuring the hit ‘SONG’”

SEARCH QUERY: can a sentence contain more than one verb ANSWER: You mean, like the sentence “can a sentence contain more than one verb”? SEARCH QUERY: are there any good men out there? ANSWER: For you? No. SEARCH QUERY: whats that new song by those 5 black boys ANSWER: Really, you can’t even remember ANYTHING […]

Please Stop Searching For The Following, Episode 2: What’s Wrong With My Vagina

SEARCH QUERY: what’s wrong with my vagina?!?!ANSWER: …Apparently it’s trolling people on the Internet? SEARCH QUERY: I turn to the obituary page and if the president isn’t in it then my work is done for the dayANSWER: So is this what full florid psychotic people with delusions of grandeur search for? SEARCH QUERY: where can […]

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Please Stop Searching For The Following, Episode 1: Dahvie Vanity And Weddings

These are actual, real unprompted search queries. The often-times hilarious and usually sarcastic replies are of course my own. SEARCH QUERY: do nose piercings hurt ANSWER: No, they feel like unicorns and ice cream. That’s the reason why so many smart people who make good decisions have nose piercings. SEARCH QUERY: happy brithday quotes to […]